Thursday 24 May 2012

(STATUTORY WARNING: BASED ON A REAL LIFE INCIDENT) JUMPED INTO NIAGRA AFTER EATING VIAGRA



JUMPED INTO NIAGRA AFTER EATING VIAGRA
 There was no upside after eating Viagra
Since you ended up jumping into Niagra
They pulled you out from the rapids numb from below
Saved a trip to the chemist for what you do know
Some men will push against the odds
To give their barren love life one last chance
The gain’s in the mind not the body part
As if you did not know it your little Bonaparte
 Elixirs, mixtures, incantation, chants
Why rue it if the feeling is canned
The man who should know once said ‘you only live twice’
A tiger once in bed and a wimp in more recent times
Dead men and other things carry no tales
Shaken and stirred now the quiet of the grave.

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